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Zero.

Postby GpeL » Thu Dec 27, 2018 12:38 pm

I love passionate people. But people whose passion is only for what's inside your wallet kept neatly folded to pay your next rent, aren't the ones on that list. Zero is a movie arising our of one such passion.


So first the story of the movie. If MF Hussain painted on a canvas, it would look like the lovely pattern that is formed when a man has loose motions, takes a dump into a plastic bag, ties it up to the cei!ing fan, cuts a hole in it and switches it on at full speed. You would not know how to explain the following to your wife:


1. How you managed to shit all over the wall?

2. How you are going to clean it up?

3. And last but not the least, WHY!!



So what happens when an out-of-work SRK meats, I beg your pardon, meets a drunk Kat, and of course a completely bored Anushka? Nothing HAPPENS, and ZERO is rediscovered.


Zero, true to its name is worth zero. It conveys zero, SRK contributes Zero, kat joins in contributing zero and anushka contributes more zero to it. The director continues to show his talent which is zero and ends up proving mathematically using a NASA Scientist, zero = zero.


There is no real story. If you take a few old flicks, the plot is all there. A dwarf (instead of a retard like koi mil gaya etc) falls in love with Anushka (a "NASA" Scientist. Believable, ain't it?) Who is a mental (that I believe) And an alcoholic bimbo, Kat. (Just to justify NASA some space shit is thrown in to make more zero sense). 


All shit happens (which you can see for FREE if you do the above experiment mentioned with the fan). The directors obviously did not care half a fookk for the story. The actors created art but with a capital 'F' prefixed and a stinky one at that to boot!. If you have seen the disdain with which a chat vendor makes chat, the total effort in making the movie was just about that much.


Last I heard, Trump having watched Zero is thinking of giving that as NASA's budget till they fire the two NASA Scientists i.e. SRK from swadesh, and anushka from Zero.


One big middle finger to ZERO

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Re: Zero.

Postby squarecut » Thu Dec 27, 2018 1:39 pm

Hahaha ! I do not know whether to laugh at this classic Lungi (Striped one, not Ngidi one) movie review or rejoice at the fact that Lungi has been sighted again.

Welcome back, the elusive one. Please fill us up with what you were up to all these years that you were missing from the forum.

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Re: Zero.

Postby GpeL » Thu Dec 27, 2018 1:52 pm

squarecut wrote:Hahaha ! I do not know whether to laugh at this classic Lungi (Striped one, not Ngidi one) movie review or rejoice at the fact that Lungi has been sighted again.

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Needs edit!!

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Re: Zero.

Postby GpeL » Thu Dec 27, 2018 1:57 pm

Ok edited..

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Re: Zero.

Postby GpeL » Thu Dec 27, 2018 1:58 pm

Hmm. I forget what all you were upto date about!! Remind me. Then I can update the updated.

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Re: Zero.

Postby Going South » Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:04 pm

ROFL@review.

Welcome back Pelu Baba. Miss you here.
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Re: Zero.

Postby GpeL » Thu Dec 27, 2018 3:46 pm

I will be here. From a human I have become mostly an android. You will hve to tolerate that..

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Re: Zero.

Postby raja » Thu Dec 27, 2018 5:18 pm

:lmao:

Have read so many bad reviews of this movie, I feel bad for SRK. :grin:
I remember Amitabh's decline in the 80s was also because of the rubbish movies he began acting in.
Looks like SRK is also following in his footsteps.

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Re: Zero.

Postby GpeL » Thu Dec 27, 2018 5:24 pm

There was a recent ab flick. Too intolerable. Just saw 10 mins. Did not even bother to know its name!

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Re: Zero.

Postby bolero » Fri Dec 28, 2018 9:34 am

Lovely review of a big Zero.

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Re: Zero.

Postby afghankhan » Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:19 am

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Re: Zero.

Postby afghankhan » Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:30 am

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Re: Zero.

Postby Going South » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:22 am

What ? Afghan bro. I see jibberish. Are you saying movie is shit? I agree ;)

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Re: Zero.

Postby GpeL » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:54 am

afghankhan wrote:19GpWpeFfwW74WH3aGHabzL4gNTLEJzxGY
Told you not to see the movie. See what happenrd?

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Re: Zero.

Postby squarecut » Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:59 pm

I watched "Uri the surgical strike" and "The Accidental prime minister" during the last weekend. I liked both movies. I hope you too have watched them. I wait for your reviews. These movies are much better than "Zero" though.

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Re: Zero.

Postby GpeL » Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:10 pm

squarecut wrote:I watched "Uri the surgical strike" and "The Accidental prime minister" during the last weekend. I liked both movies. I hope you too have watched them. I wait for your reviews. These movies are much better than "Zero" though.
I will most certainly watch both! Yeah will review. Tickets this weekend