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Eighty year old woman grabs assailant by the testicles

Postby Boycs » Sat Aug 08, 2015 5:24 pm

Woman in 80s 'grabs attacker's testicles'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-33833663

A woman in her 80s fought off an attacker by "squeezing his testicles", police have said.
The woman was walking her dog in Stoke Orchard near Cheltenham when a man appeared shouting "get off my land" and hit her in the mouth.
She "immediately grabbed the man by his testicles" and he fell to the ground, Gloucestershire Police said.
A spokesman added: "This was an unusual method of self-defence and the attacker got more than he bargained for."
The attack, at about 11:30 BST on Monday, left the woman with bruising and a small cut, police said.
The man is described as white, about 5ft 8in tall, between 25 and 35, with tanned skin and a "young voice".
The police spokesman added: "It would have been a terrible experience for a person of any age and we would urge anyone who can help to come forward."

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Re: Eighty year old woman grabs assailant by the testicles

Postby GpeL » Sat Aug 08, 2015 5:29 pm

Now that is what I call a 'take down'

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Re: Eighty year old woman grabs assailant by the testicles

Postby Boycs » Sat Aug 08, 2015 5:33 pm

He certainly has a "young voice" now

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Re: Eighty year old woman grabs assailant by the testicles

Postby GpeL » Sat Aug 08, 2015 5:56 pm

lol and what did the police mean by saying "come forward".. the last line there?

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Re: Eighty year old woman grabs assailant by the testicles

Postby Going South » Sat Aug 08, 2015 6:20 pm

Why testicles ? Are they visible openly to say come grab me inviting?

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Re: Eighty year old woman grabs assailant by the testicles

Postby GpeL » Sat Aug 08, 2015 6:28 pm

Going South wrote:Why testicles ? Are they visible openly to say come grab me inviting?

oww stop acting innocent.. don't they hang invitingly when you get your buttatoo?

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Re: Eighty year old woman grabs assailant by the testicles

Postby Boycs » Sat Aug 08, 2015 6:53 pm

Most people who attack defenceless old women wear their testicles on their faces

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Re: Eighty year old woman grabs assailant by the testicles

Postby GpeL » Sat Aug 08, 2015 7:00 pm

That is quite true. And most often it is a borrowed one too.

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Re: Eighty year old woman grabs assailant by the testicles

Postby Going South » Sat Aug 08, 2015 10:43 pm

True. Those "men" that attack old women lose their right be called "men" and should forsake their testicles.