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English professors wanted.

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:04 pm
by GpeL
I troll shashi tharoor on twitter. But me english is.. well my english.. so will need corrections.

Here is an example.

What inwant tonsay.

You are a library yourself. Rumors are kerala citizens rush to your barber shop to grab a single strand of your hair to grasp one single word off the dictionary. You worry needlessly about libraries.

What i posted.

You are an athenaeum yourselves personified. Rumors are oppidans of kerala barge into your coiffeur shop to hasten their hustle to seize a solitary cloistered strand of pilus to accrue locutio off the lexicon. This solicitude over a Bibliotheca is supernumerary.


So future timely help from raja pai, native english speakers appreciated.

Any Volunteers?

Re: English professors wanted.

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:31 pm
by Going South
"Exasperating farrago of distortions”

No thanks.

Re: English professors wanted.

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 1:37 pm
by GpeL
Yeah and recently he got a bit of floccinaucinihilipilification

Re: English professors wanted.

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:53 pm
by Paddles
GpeL wrote:Yeah and recently he got a bit of floccinaucinihilipilification


Lungi, when your linguistic mountain erupts, I suffer pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Re: English professors wanted.

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:59 pm
by Paddles
GpeL wrote:I troll shashi tharoor on twitter. But me english is.. well my english.. so will need corrections.

Here is an example.

What inwant tonsay.

You are a library yourself. Rumors are kerala citizens rush to your barber shop to grab a single strand of your hair to grasp one single word off the dictionary. You worry needlessly about libraries.

What i posted.

You are an athenaeum [to] yourselves personified. Rumors are oppidans of kerala barge into your coiffeur shop boutique to hasten their hustle precipitated to seize a solitary cloistered strand of pilus to accrue locutio off the lexicon. This solicitude over a Bibliotheca is supernumerary.


So future timely help from raja pai, native english speakers appreciated.

Any Volunteers?


Improved... still needs work...

Re: English professors wanted.

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:21 pm
by GpeL
Yeah this i posted to him already. Next time i willmpist here and after corrections post there.

Re: English professors wanted.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:53 am
by raja
My English is pretty basic, so I won't be able to help you. :-)
But keep at it, if it gives you any satisfaction trolling Tharoor. :-)
This trolling is harmless.

Re: English professors wanted.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 5:58 am
by GpeL
Lol. My intent is to be at least the next gondal (remember him?) If not the next tharoor.

Re: English professors wanted.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:50 am
by raja
GpeL wrote:Lol. My intent is to be at least the next gondal (remember him?) If not the next tharoor.

Oh yes, I remember Gondal. :grin:

His English was like he'd been trapped in a 1960s bubble and couldn't come out of it. :-)

I also remember him being different things at different times - one moment he was a budding Pakistan quick who had missed out cos of Wasim/Waqar, the next he was a budding Pakistani Army captain (or some such).

Never a dull moment with him around. :grin:

Re: English professors wanted.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:54 am
by GpeL
Yeah.. he also used to be kashif.. a chick magnet of tharoorian proportions!

Re: English professors wanted.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:09 am
by squarecut
Gondal was the inspiration behind our longest sentence competition. Too bad that Gondal himself never participated in that.

Re: English professors wanted.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:18 am
by givemeahug786
Paddles wrote:
GpeL wrote:Yeah and recently he got a bit of floccinaucinihilipilification


Lungi, when your linguistic mountain erupts, I suffer pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

what planet you came from ? :slap:

i just watched newzealand mostly on netflix
wow wonderful country

Re: English professors wanted.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 7:29 am
by GpeL
squarecut wrote:Gondal was the inspiration behind our longest sentence competition. Too bad that Gondal himself never participated in that.
Yeah.. that was one heck of muppetery.

Re: English professors wanted.

Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:28 pm
by Going South

Re: English professors wanted.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:36 am
by Going South
Mr Tewari, your bacchanalian logorrhea is but the aboral ablactation of discernment from the pabulum of syllogism. This sanguisugent politicking must end. You have become the accoucheur who conceives and also delivers hot-air. Ebriection is nigh, sir.

Translation- Mr Tewari, your bacchanalian logorrhea (drunken incoherent talkativeness) is but the aboral( moving or leading away from the mouth) ablactation (weaning) of discernment from the pabulum (bland) of syllogism (reasoning). This sanguisugent (blood sucking) politicking must end. You have become the accoucheur (Male Midwife) who conceives & also delivers hot-air. Ebriection (Mental Breakdown from too much drinking) is nigh, sir