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Re: Odd/funny news

Postby Going South » Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:12 am

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bad hair is a sign.

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Re: Odd/funny news

Postby Going South » Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:13 am

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foot in mouth on an online poll.
ROFL@AIDS voters. man. Indians sure hate congress leaders today.

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Re: Odd/funny news

Postby Going South » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:36 pm

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really ? nut jobs !!!

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Re: Odd/funny news

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Re: Odd/funny news

Postby Going South » Sun Sep 24, 2017 4:53 pm

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meant for india/hindi folks only. translation does not justify the joke.

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Re: Odd/funny news

Postby Boycs » Tue Sep 26, 2017 7:22 pm

Rapper B.o.B. raising funds to check if Earth is flat
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-41399164

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Re: Odd/funny news

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Re: Odd/funny news

Postby Going South » Fri Apr 27, 2018 7:12 pm

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raja made this ???

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Re: Odd/funny news

Postby Leo » Sat Apr 28, 2018 5:00 am

:grin:
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Re: Odd/funny news

Postby Going South » Thu May 24, 2018 11:56 am

In a bank in Hyderabad```

```Hyderabadi Customer : Merku Cheque Deposit Karna, Kab Tak Clear Karte``` .

```Banker : 2 ya 3 Din Mein Clear Hojata```

```Customer : Dono Banks To Amne Samne-ich Hai Phir Itti Der Kaiku```

```Banker : Sir, Procedure Follow Karna Padta. Agar Aap Qabristan Ke Bahar Accident Mein Margaye To Apku Ghar Ku Leke Jate, Gusal Dete, Kafan Pehnate, Janaze Ki Namaz Padhate. Ya Phir Marte-ich Samne Ke Qabristan Mein Dafan Karte```

```Customer : Aise khatarnak example nakko de re bawa, samajh gaya main..```

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Re: Odd/funny news

Postby Going South » Sun May 27, 2018 3:45 am

Govt to take Sachin's help to make sure Petrol prices don't jump from 85 to 100 rapidly

http://www.fakingnews.com/business/govt ... idly-26480

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Re: Odd/funny news

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Re: Odd/funny news

Postby Going South » Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:28 pm

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Will ban burqa as it stops intake of vitamin D from sunlight, says UK Independence Party

The far-right UK Independence Party (UKIP) has pledged in its general election manifesto to ban the burqas or the full face veils in public places, citing among others a bizarre reason that they "prevent intake of essential vitamin D from sunlight"

"Clothing that hides identity, puts up barriers to communication, limits employment opportunities, hides evidence of domestic abuse, and prevents intake of essential vitamin D from sunlight, is not liberating," the UKIP election manifesto says.

The Paul Nuttall-led UKIP broke ranks with the other major parties yesterday by resuming national campaigning with the launch of its manifesto just days after the Manchester concert bombing that claimed 22 lives.

The UKIP pledged that it would introduce a ban on the wearing of the "dehumanising" burqa and full face coverings in public places, The Telegraph reported.

"Face coverings such as these are barriers to integration. We will not accept these de-humanising symbols of segregation and oppression, nor the security risks they pose," it says.

Suggestions that UKIP is undermining liberty with this policy are absurd, the manifesto argues.

"There is no human right to conceal your identity. If anything prevents liberty, it is the niqab, by preventing women from being perceived as individuals in their own right," it says.

"We want to open opportunities to all women, so that they can participate fully in life and in the workplace," it states.

However, the burqa ban was not the only eyebrow-raising promise in the manifesto.

The party also pledged to introduce a "social attitudes" test as part of a points-based immigration system which would stop people who believe women or gay people are "second-class citizens" from entering the country.

"UKIP's points-based immigration system will therefore include one further major principle: we will test the social attitudes of migration applicants to foster community cohesion and protect core British values," the party says.

Another stark election pledge of the UKIP is that it would dramatically reduce the number of politicians in Parliament and abolish the House of Lords.

The UKIP manifesto also states that it would seek to forge closer ties with Vladimir Putin's regime and sees Russia as a "potential important ally".