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What causes earthquakes

Postby Going South » Thu May 26, 2016 2:20 pm

'Gay sex' disgusts Allah, causes earthquakes, says Muslim cleric

Accra, Ghana: Defending the rising attacks on homosexuals in Ghana, a Muslim cleric said that sex between gay couples disgusts Allah and causes earthquakes.

According to a report in the Daily Mail, the cleric made the comments amid reports of increasing hatred among people to Zongo community in Ghana's Accra and Kumasi regions towards homosexuals.

In an interview, the cleric Mallam Abass Mahmud, said that, "Allah gets annoyed when males engage in sexual encounter and such disgusting encounter causes earthquake."

A media report stated that most of the homosexual men have fled their homes amid fear of rising attacks against them.

Mahmud also said that Allah had destroyed the ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah because of homosexuality. "Should we allow such a shame to continue in our communities against our holy teachings?" Mahmud was quoted as saying.

The British government has also issued an advisory to all its citizens, especially gay people, warning them of travel to Ghana, stating that, “Although there is a small gay community, there is no ‘scene’ and most Ghanaians don’t accept that such activity exists.”

http://www.deccanchronicle.com/world/af ... ghana.html

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Re: What causes earthquakes

Postby Misty » Mon Jun 20, 2016 8:59 am

ask verity
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In the past, Zimbabwe beat Pakistan in test series in Pakistan.

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Re: What causes earthquakes

Postby Boycs » Mon Jun 20, 2016 10:52 am

I can't remember which US politician said it, but I always quite liked the quote "I'm a republican, I just sound like a democrat because I believe that hurricanes are caused by changes in air pressure rather than gay marriage."

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Re: What causes earthquakes

Postby Misty » Tue Jun 21, 2016 3:18 am

I will post Link so you not talks
off subject here and there.
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In the past, Zimbabwe beat Pakistan in test series in Pakistan.

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Re: What causes earthquakes

Postby Boycs » Tue Jun 21, 2016 8:02 am

I beg your pardon misty?

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Re: What causes earthquakes

Postby Going South » Tue Jun 21, 2016 10:00 am

Misty, :wtf:

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Re: What causes earthquakes

Postby Verity » Tue Jun 21, 2016 10:13 am

Don't offend Mistys religion
Go to Live Games Forum to take part in "I hold a gun to your head" Games.

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Re: What causes earthquakes

Postby Misty » Wed Jun 22, 2016 5:03 am

BoyCaught30 wrote:I can't remember which US politician said it, but I always quite liked the quote "I'm a republican, I just sound like a democrat because I believe that hurricanes are caused by changes in air pressure rather than gay marriage."


I, misty DO NOT TALK OFF SUBJECT
http://www.infoplease.com/encyclopedia/ ... tions.html

http://www.infoplease.com/encyclopedia/ ... nents.html
must read

http://www.infoplease.com/encyclopedia/ ... fault.html
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Re: What causes earthquakes

Postby Boycs » Wed Jun 22, 2016 8:34 am

I know what causes earthquakes misty, thank you

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Re: What causes earthquakes

Postby Boycs » Wed Jun 22, 2016 9:08 am

If you ever get a chance, fill a beaker full of golden syrup, put a biscuit on top, and heat it from underneath.

Tectonic plate shift!

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Re: What causes earthquakes

Postby Going South » Wed Jun 22, 2016 12:46 pm

It depends on geographic location

In Mexico it's caused by bean borritos
In Ireland it's due to corned beef cabbage
In India it's due to daal makhani & maaki daal
In China it's chicken with broccoli
You get the idea.

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Re: What causes earthquakes

Postby Misty » Thu Jun 23, 2016 10:22 am

Verity wrote:Don't offend Mistys religion


where is IPL game points?
44 til final
Ankur even post now over 45 days til final
In the past, Zimbabwe beat Pakistan in test series in Pakistan.


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