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Instant noodles make babies gay

Postby Going South » Sat Mar 12, 2016 1:53 am

The mayor of Indonesia's Tangerang city has reportedly claimed that babies can become gay by consuming instant noodles and milk formula.

"To create Indonesian children that are healthy smart and competitive, the most important thing is, from the beginning, to provide them adequate nutrition, especially breastfeeding," Arief R Wismansyah said during a city-run pregnancy seminar on Tuesday, reported Coconuts Jakarta.

http://www.dnaindia.com/world/report-in ... or-2183054

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Re: Instant noodles make babies gay

Postby Katto » Sat Mar 12, 2016 3:00 am

actually some widely used pesticides make babies gay

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Re: Instant noodles make babies gay

Postby GpeL » Sat Mar 12, 2016 4:33 am

Babies can be gay or hetrosexual? I thought they had to grow up at least a bit..

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Re: Instant noodles make babies gay

Postby Going South » Sat Mar 12, 2016 4:53 am

Katto wrote:actually some widely used pesticides make babies gay

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Re: Instant noodles make babies gay

Postby Katto » Sat Mar 12, 2016 5:24 am

Going South wrote:
Katto wrote:actually some widely used pesticides make babies gay

:roll:


Why do you keep doubting me when I keep providing proof?

Prochloraz: an imidazole fungicide with multiple mechanisms of action.
Vinggaard AM1, Hass U, Dalgaard M, Andersen HR, Bonefeld-Jørgensen E, Christiansen S, Laier P, Poulsen ME.
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Prochloraz is an imidazole fungicide that is widely used in Europe, Australia, Asia and South America within gardening and agriculture. Screening studies have shown that prochloraz elicits multiple mechanisms of action in vitro, as it antagonizes the androgen and the oestrogen receptor, agonizes the Ah receptor and inhibits aromatase activity. In vivo prochloraz acts as an antiandrogen in the Hershberger assay by reducing weights of reproductive organs, affecting androgen-regulated gene expressions in the prostate and increasing luteinizing hormone levels. In order to investigate the developmental effects of prochloraz, pregnant Wistar dams were dosed perinatally with 30 mg/kg prochloraz. Results showed that prochloraz significantly reduced plasma and testicular testosterone levels in gestational day 21 male foetuses, whereas testicular progesterone was increased. Gestational length was increased by prochloraz. In male pups a significant increase in nipple retention was found, and the weight of the bulbourethral glands was decreased. Behavioural studies showed that the activity level and sweet preference of adult males were significantly increased, indicating that exposure during gestation and lactation causes permanent effects in adulthood. Overall, these results indicate that prochloraz feminizes the male offspring after perinatal exposure, and that these effects are due, at least in part, to diminished fetal steroidogenesis. Thus, a novel endocrine disruptor has been identified that is mechanistically interesting as it elicits dual mechanisms of action and acts as an antiandrogen both by blocking the androgen receptor and by inhibiting fetal steroidogenesis. That a fungicide with such effects is so widely used is a cause for concern, and its use should be reduced, thereby minimizing the risk of human exposure.

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Re: Instant noodles make babies gay

Postby GpeL » Sat Mar 12, 2016 5:54 am

Katto.. pesticides don't make someone gay.. it makes someone dead.

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Re: Instant noodles make babies gay

Postby Katto » Sat Mar 12, 2016 6:08 am

Striped Lungi wrote:Katto.. pesticides don't make someone gay.. it makes someone dead.


You might want to take a look around and see the marked increase in effeminate men over the last generation

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Re: Instant noodles make babies gay

Postby GpeL » Sat Mar 12, 2016 6:22 am

:D.. and they were drinking or smoking pesticides? and from childhood?

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Re: Instant noodles make babies gay

Postby Katto » Sat Mar 12, 2016 6:26 am

Striped Lungi wrote::D.. and they were drinking or smoking pesticides? and from childhood?


it gets into the food. always residue on the food and water supply from runoff, hence why this one was banned in Brazil recently
you also have the issue of people who live near the areas where stuff is grown

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Re: Instant noodles make babies gay

Postby GpeL » Sat Mar 12, 2016 7:16 am

But everyone gets food from the same source (supermarket/company).. why is it that not all become butt bongo fans then?

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Re: Instant noodles make babies gay

Postby Misty » Sat Mar 12, 2016 7:54 am

I am impress with such, odd subject at cricforum.

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Re: Instant noodles make babies gay

Postby Katto » Sat Mar 12, 2016 8:03 am

Striped Lungi wrote:But everyone gets food from the same source (supermarket/company).. why is it that not all become butt bongo fans then?


many variables. chemical effects on biology isnt absolute for all. some people wash their food better than others, some people are more susceptible, some people live closer to agriculture, most people dont. its not black and white.

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Re: Instant noodles make babies gay

Postby GpeL » Sat Mar 12, 2016 8:29 am

Some people live close to agriculture but that is where pesticides get added.. in any case, pesticides causing a 'homo-philic' effect (not phalic.. philic) is something of a new branch of science that can only originate in CF.

I propose that eating ginger causes homophobic effect..

So if we feed ginger to homos.. Now there is something to ponder.

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Re: Instant noodles make babies gay

Postby Katto » Sat Mar 12, 2016 9:15 am

Striped Lungi wrote:Some people live close to agriculture but that is where pesticides get added.. in any case, pesticides causing a 'homo-philic' effect (not phalic.. philic) is something of a new branch of science that can only originate in CF.

I propose that eating ginger causes homophobic effect..

So if we feed ginger to homos.. Now there is something to ponder.


its not a new branch of science and it didnt originate here. peer reviewed studies have proven it, I'm just the messenger.

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Re: Instant noodles make babies gay

Postby GpeL » Sat Mar 12, 2016 11:49 am

How does one peer review such a thing?