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16 teenage girls got pregnant after a pool party

Postby Going South » Fri Feb 12, 2016 10:13 pm

FLORIDA – 16 young teenage girls between the age of 13 and 17 years of age have become pregnant after a pool party went terribly wrong, reports the Tallahassee Herald this morning.

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A simple weekend pool party turned to tragedy when one of the young men (Tommy Coulter) attending the birthday celebration ejaculated in the pool without warning the house guests, accidentally ending up impregnating half of the girls present at the celebration.

“I’m glad I didn’t have my swimsuit that day,” remembers Daliah Jennings, present during the celebration. “It was a surprise party to celebrate my 15th birthday, let’s just say that a baby in my womb is the kind of present I’m glad I didn’t get” she acknowledges, visibly relieved of not getting pregnant.

Tommy Coulter claims there was no sex at the party at all and that he only ejaculated in the pool by accident.

“Some people in town say we had some kind of wild sex orgy going on and that’s how I got all those girls pregnant, but I’m proud to say that I am still a virgin and that if anyone doesn’t believe me, I’m ready to undergo medical examination to prove it if that’s what it takes,” says the 15 year old. “I’ve become some sort of a local celebrity. People come up to me all the time and shake my hand and congratulate me, but I didn’t do anything!” he adds, visibly sincere.

“Highly” potent sperm

Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital, who was the first to link the multiple births to a single cause, believes Tommy Coulter has a rare medical condition called spermafortis which makes his semen unusually potent.

“Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from spermafortis have sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average man,” he explains. “This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory,” he told local reporters.

Most of the 16 girls are scheduled to undergo an abortion although two of the impregnated girls’ families have reportedly admitted that they have decided to bring the birth to term being devout Christians.

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Re: 16 teenage girls got pregnant after a pool party

Postby Going South » Fri Feb 12, 2016 10:14 pm

:wtf: :nono:

Doctors should catch all such folks and prevent them doing something like this.

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Re: 16 teenage girls got pregnant after a pool party

Postby Verity » Sat Feb 13, 2016 2:30 am

Effing hell. That's unbelievable
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Re: 16 teenage girls got pregnant after a pool party

Postby GpeL » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:50 am

`ROFLMAO.. yaa right I am a virgin but pregnant because someone peed into the swimming pool is a nice defence.

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Re: 16 teenage girls got pregnant after a pool party

Postby GpeL » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:52 am

And there is the new defense for DUI which says people's body makes alcohol inside them and so they got drunk.. what is this world coming to.. one girl pees beer and is legally allowed to drive drunk another gets knocked up because she was swimming.

I suppose no one asked if they were swimmng naked?

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Postby Verity » Sat Feb 13, 2016 5:06 am

:lol: yea I say he had them all bent over and fucked them one after the other
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Re: 16 teenage girls got pregnant after a pool party

Postby Katto » Sat Feb 13, 2016 5:42 am

Verity wrote::lol: yea I say he had them all bent over and fucked them one after the other


occams razor would point to this as most likely :up:

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Re: 16 teenage girls got pregnant after a pool party

Postby GpeL » Sat Feb 13, 2016 8:37 am

Katto wrote:
Verity wrote::lol: yea I say he had them all bent over and fucked them one after the other


occams razor would point to this as most likely :up:


assuming tthere was ONLY ONE 2 legged creature there with a penis. yes. and verity bending over would not be a mandatory thing.. there are other ways to do it you know..

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Postby GpeL » Sat Feb 13, 2016 8:44 am

This just in... Google is abandoning its VR headset also known as the cardboard and have decided on the next big thing VX... the spokesman said if a girl can be impregnated by water why not over the wires? (They plan to expand it to wireless domain once 6G technology comes in and plan to call it WiiX for now fiber networks will have to do).

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Re: 16 teenage girls got pregnant after a pool party

Postby GpeL » Sat Feb 13, 2016 8:51 am

Also this begs a question.. are all those migration theories actually true? Could it not be that africans stood in a line around the african beaches and wanked into it? The sperms would have traveled across continents..

agreed there is a small flaw in my theory that the females would have to be then already be there in other continents swimming in the ocean naked but that is a minor point we can overlook.

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Re: 16 teenage girls got pregnant after a pool party

Postby Katto » Sat Feb 13, 2016 8:56 am

seems to be always up to us to have to fact check everything the media puts out these days - its tiring, as much as it is having to deal with all the gullibles who swallow all of it as truth
journalism no longer exists for the most part - stories are just published and propagated without any regard for integrity

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Re: 16 teenage girls got pregnant after a pool party

Postby GpeL » Sat Feb 13, 2016 12:28 pm

Dunno.. but I am going to believe this one.. All my pool parties going forward with be BYOC. Any of you who refuse to BYOC are invited. I don't want to get pregnant at all.. why take chances.

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Postby Verity » Sat Feb 13, 2016 8:48 pm

:lol: this guy gets about, same black dude made the paper for saving someone's life
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Postby Verity » Sun Feb 14, 2016 7:01 am

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Re: 16 teenage girls got pregnant after a pool party

Postby GpeL » Sun Feb 14, 2016 7:14 am

This guy is a busybody.. one day saves a girl from kidnappers and the next day impregnates 16 girls.. he is a little too dangerous IMO..

I am not even sure if such a do gooder should be left alone to run wild.. he should be kept in a zoo..