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Body pains

Postby Going South » Tue Jan 26, 2016 2:35 am

I am having severe body pains. I took Tylenol but no effect.
I did tons of snow shoveling since yesterday due to monster snow fall in eastern USA.

any quick remedies?

Ps: no lungi remedies please.

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Re: Body pains

Postby Verity » Tue Jan 26, 2016 2:43 am

Take some strong ass sleeping tablets and just sleep through it.
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Re: Body pains

Postby Going South » Tue Jan 26, 2016 2:58 am

I can't as no body sells here without prescription.

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Re: Body pains

Postby Katto » Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:36 am

Going South wrote:I can't as no body sells here without prescription.


LOL

you live in the USA for f***'s sake

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Re: Body pains

Postby GpeL » Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:05 am

Fill your bath tub with ultra hot water and plonk yourself into it up..

(Occational farting will make it a jacuzzi.. that is a low cost high tech solution).

It won't hurt even if your pregnant (the jacuzzi.. not sure about the farting part however).

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Re: Body pains

Postby GpeL » Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:07 am

Serious solution..

Boil lentils in a cooker with a little extra water. Filter the water, add little flavoring of your choice and drink that water.. it tastes good, is high protein. Won't have immediate relief but the proteins help the muscles heal quick.

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Re: Body pains

Postby Katto » Tue Jan 26, 2016 8:03 am

yeah, true I was going to say get some protein into you

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Re: Body pains

Postby Verity » Tue Jan 26, 2016 11:10 am

Mix pain killers with strong alcohol
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Body pains

Postby Going South » Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:45 pm

Thanks all. Just woke up and it's worse than yesterday. Having ice packs for now. I would try to get some protein in liquid form. I can't take alcohol due to acid reflux issues. If not I would have knocked myself out.

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Re: Body pains

Postby GpeL » Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:58 pm

never mix alc with pain killers.. many have err kicked the bucket just because of that.

GS Just boil dal.. the type does not matter but chana dal is still the best among them.. (green ones even better).. just add salt, lemon juice may be a little tomato juice (V8), tobascco etc for flavor or just add sugar and lemon juice if you prefer sweet.. it will fix you in a couple of hours. You should have done that when you went to sleep man..

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Re: Body pains

Postby Katto » Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:15 pm

never take medical advice from Verity :lol:

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Re: Body pains

Postby Verity » Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:24 pm

Katto wrote:never take medical advice from Verity :lol:


:lol: my methods work. Sleep is the vital ingredient to fixing pains. Drugs and alcohol help you sleep through the pain for a long period.
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Re: Body pains

Postby Katto » Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:45 pm

Verity wrote:
Katto wrote:never take medical advice from Verity :lol:


:lol: my methods work. Sleep is the vital ingredient to fixing pains. Drugs and alcohol help you sleep through the pain for a long period.


yeah and Michael Jackson is still sleeping

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Re: Body pains

Postby GpeL » Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:56 pm

Yes.. propofol did him in.. but there wasn't any report of alc.

There are others who have experimented with interesting results with Paracetamol and alcohol (how ever with paracetamol (and penicillin) alc is generally safe but then if you take too many of the former you can get there and if someone is allergic to penicillin then guaranteed delivery with return recipt).. calmprose or dizypalm and alcohol is a confirmed delivery to the destination.. there are many anti depressants.. (xenax, proisac etc which have similar known effects). So verity if you are planning anything like that, I would like you to mention me in your will..

(most meds spelling intentionally spelled wrong).

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Re: Body pains

Postby SuperGLS » Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:16 pm

Going South wrote:I am having severe body pains. I took Tylenol but no effect.
I did tons of snow shoveling since yesterday due to monster snow fall in eastern USA.

any quick remedies?


Hah, I'm feeling the same today. I only did about 2 hours of shoveling and it still hurts.

At least you'll have the driveway to park in and won't have to come home to some jackass having stolen your street parking space that you diligently shoveled.

But I can't complain too much. I only worked 2 hours Friday and have had Saturday, Monday and today off.
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Re: Body pains

Postby Going South » Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:26 pm

I had ulcers and any drug with alcohol or NSAIDS is NONO as they aggregate them. If I follow that suggestion I would visit ER. Heat patch on back is helping me. Feel a little better. Thanks.