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Forbidden chess

Postby Going South » Thu Jan 21, 2016 6:34 pm


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Re: Forbidden chess

Postby GpeL » Thu Jan 21, 2016 6:41 pm

The comments there are hillarious.

TedStewart 9m ago
Chess forbidden in Islam, rules Saudi mufti
Is "mufti" the Saudi word for wanker?

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Grand Mufti would translate into Big Twat better.

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Re: Forbidden chess

Postby GpeL » Thu Jan 21, 2016 6:59 pm

This is what happens when your religion bans masturbation and produces sexually repressed irrational nutters. I can't wait till they ban cup cakes because their effeminate name is satanic and likely to tempt young Muslim men to become homosexuals. If they haven't already.

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Re: Forbidden chess

Postby GpeL » Thu Jan 21, 2016 7:00 pm

Everything except praying and breathing is haram to these crackpots..


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Oh no, eating and sex is very halal too, just as long as you don't get any enjoyment out of doing either.

For example boiled sprouts are probably most halal, as is missionary with the lights off.

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Re: Forbidden chess

Postby GpeL » Thu Jan 21, 2016 7:01 pm

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Won't more people turn to terrorism, porn or snakes and ladders now?

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Re: Forbidden chess

Postby GpeL » Thu Jan 21, 2016 7:03 pm

billboy22
In 1375, King Charles V of France, under the influence of the church, banned chess

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That's because the thick fucker kept losing, and he was actually under the influence of a rather nice Chablis.

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Forbidden chess

Postby Going South » Thu Jan 21, 2016 8:34 pm

How can anyone treat chess as gambling is beyond comprehension !
There are many more similar bans.

Basically they don't want any "thinkers" in society?

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Postby Going South » Thu Jan 21, 2016 11:02 pm

Iran is more favorable than Saudis regarding chess

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shatranj

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Re: Forbidden chess

Postby SuperGLS » Fri Jan 22, 2016 12:30 pm

Can Trump bomb the shit out of all these terrorist muslims yet?
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Re: Forbidden chess

Postby Going South » Sun Jan 31, 2016 6:28 pm

Got this on whatsapp


Saudi Arabia is banning chess, calling it Haram. Reasons are :

1. Queen doesn't wear burkha.
2. Queen roams freely wherever she wants .
3. Queen is more powerful than King
4. Queen alone goes to other army's side
5. And.... Most importantly there's only one queen..