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Doubt...

Postby GpeL » Fri Jan 08, 2016 5:38 pm

Well I had posted this long long long time ago and any clarifications have been lost.. if found please post here.

The current cold season, got me thinking. One thought led to another till I found myself facing a question which has been there since my childhood days, but I never got an answer to it.

If you can recall, and you don't have to think too far for it, in many hindi movies, one of the most convenient excuses for making the hero boink the heroine, prior to the marital union, was to show the heroine losing consciousness owing to extreme cold prompting the hero to provide her with the much touted 'Jism Ki Garmi' and toast her back to life. This is eventually followed by the heroine mouthing the legendary words, "Main tumhaarey bachchay ki maa bannay waali hooN" (literal translation "I am going to be your child's mom" i.e "I am pregnant (with your baby or as a result of you boinking me)".

The immediate movie that comes to my mind is 'Ganga Jamuna Saraswati', where Amit Ji pours the molten lava of his Jism's Garmi into the very depths of Meenakshi Sheshadri's being, after she falls thro' the frozen surface of a lake or stream or some similar water body and goes lala. They show the culmination of this act of selfless benevolance, in the way of symbolism, by focussing on a cobweb which stretches slowly to finally tear apart, but lets not digress.

OK. Having studied a bit of science, I do acknowledge that if a human body loses conciousness because of cold, it is a good idea to warm it up. And the heat of another human body is not really bad as a source. But, why is it that the hero ends up not only inserting his ding-dong into her pee-pee, but actually ends up shooting his DNA material in the pit? Couldn't just hugging her have sufficed? Or maybe a little oral, petting etc? Perhaps a nice little rubdown. But how can the sick frustrated bastid actually bang a girl who is unconcious?? And later on claim that he did what he did to save her life??

Don't you see something is not right? Did the hero actually need to do that sick deed to save her life? If the bastid's intentions were pure, he'd have atleast not done the actual insertion. This just goes to prove that hero or not, har aadmi kay andar ek kutta rehta hai


Ref/Bibliography: Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge. After the song jaraa sa jhoom loon mai.

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Re: Doubt...

Postby Going South » Fri Jan 08, 2016 6:12 pm

Don't tell me that you saw dilwale movie and ever since you talk more nonsense compared to usual nonsense.

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Re: Doubt...

Postby GpeL » Fri Jan 08, 2016 6:14 pm

No not this new one.. not at all.. I swear on the life of my pet goat.

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Postby Going South » Fri Jan 08, 2016 6:26 pm

One thing leads to another. There is a long process before the car leaks in a garage during oil change/exchange. See how it happen during "roop Tera mastana pyar Tera deewaana" song.
Rainy night. Clothes get super wet. You enter a warm shelter, usually a well maintained guest house far cry from city, you must change from wet cold clothes to avoid pneumonia but there are no dry clothes, so you end up with a lungi sized towel nothing under. In order to get dry you rub that towel all over, that make things stand up. Now there is a bed but no couch or sofa and floor is not desirable as it s cold. You share. You rub others accidentally. Things stand up even more. You hear the song roop Tera mastana in your mind all along in a Bose Dolby digital sound. DNA sure would exchange.

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Re: Doubt...

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Re: Doubt...

Postby GpeL » Fri Jan 08, 2016 6:50 pm

That is ASSUMING the girl was conscious.. in case of the sceneario I gave, it was the effort to get her back to consciousness!! that is the poblem.. don't you see..

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Re: Doubt...

Postby Going South » Fri Jan 08, 2016 11:20 pm

Yes. It's not consenting adults. Moreover the guy says that he knew how important losing V for Hindustani girl as if it's any other girl it's ok to do while she is unconscious.