Welcome to Lungi Land. A parallel Universe.

Take out your frustrations here. Be a bigot. Be a jerk. No one cares as long as you keep it here. Restrictions: no pornographic images, movies, attachments. Everything else goes.
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Welcome to Lungi Land. A parallel Universe.

Postby GpeL » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:11 am

Welcome to lungi land (to-be-foldly-known-as LL in future).. a parallel universe created for people not so serious. We will see if we need to expand this in a future date. For now this one area should suffice. Read the rules. And most importantly, test it out.. It has perms copied from MM section but still a testing will be good (Everything works for my privileges so normal user should let me know.. those failures are the only complaint allowed here and breach of rules (No porn.. pic/videos (nudes are not porn but be tasteful) and no illegal stuff here.. I don't want online drug peddlers and shit like that anywhere in our forum. So all general forum rules apply except the complaint part. Eventually all normal threads will have a parallel thread here.. depending on requirement.

He hawww.

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Re: Welcome to Lungi World. A parallel Universe.

Postby afghankhan » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:17 am

No born?

To phir is section ka kya fayda? Fazul main wakht zaya kiya.
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Re: Welcome to Lungi World. A parallel Universe.

Postby GpeL » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:20 am

Naa man porn vagairah not here cos we are not a porn site.. people can search google and get enough of it. I do not want to encourage illegal stuff man. Plus the forum is for old and young and men and women alike.. we do not want crappers here.

Also as an announcement, I will not respond/reply to anything posted elsewhere..NOT EVEN MM. If my reply/opinion/feedback is sought about ANYTHING, it has to come here for that NOT LINK but the actual post/shadow post. Zatts it. I will post occationally in MW but then what really goes on there everyone knows which can be easily summarized as "not quite very much" these days.

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Re: Welcome to Lungi World. A parallel Universe.

Postby GpeL » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:21 am

And as a limited time offer, posts/replies get DOUBLE the points elsewhere. Offer valid till stocks last.

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Re: Welcome to Lungi World. A parallel Universe.

Postby afghankhan » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:23 am

I was just joking.. :|

The double point is cool. From now I post only here.
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Re: Welcome to Lungi Land. A parallel Universe.

Postby GpeL » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:28 am

He he.. i already know a few who will become permanent residents of the lungi land..

My guess Verity, Raja pai, Ted Ward and Katto to start with.. baaki dekhenge.. For a limited time, immigration/visas to lungi land is available on arrival. Again offer open until stocks last.

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Re: Welcome to Lungi Land. A parallel Universe.

Postby afghankhan » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:31 am

Am I allowed to post match results of Villain 11 from cricket coach game like in the other thread?

btw you created a duplicate of crapper thread.
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Postby GpeL » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:32 am

Of course.. you are the second citizen of LL.. so go right ahead.. anything goes.

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Re: Welcome to Lungi Land. A parallel Universe.

Postby afghankhan » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:37 am

:up:
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Re: Welcome to Lungi Land. A parallel Universe.

Postby Leo » Tue Apr 07, 2015 8:37 am

Matha Asholei Noshto :|
Time is the Best Speaker

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Postby GpeL » Tue Apr 07, 2015 8:42 am

Yaara.. pulsera ba kani?

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Re: Welcome to Lungi Land. A parallel Universe.

Postby Leo » Tue Apr 07, 2015 10:43 am

Striped Lungi wrote:Yaara.. pulsera ba kani?


Better to tell in English, I will translate it like your X-GF Dad :twisted:
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Re: Welcome to Lungi Land. A parallel Universe.

Postby Boycs » Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:00 am

Why is SL in a mood?

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Postby GpeL » Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:11 pm

SGGH wrote:Why is SL in a mood?


That is spoken like a true englishman who has lost his bearings.. You obviously know SL is in no particular MOOD.. I am respecting other's particular "mood' that is about it. Either you are with us or against us like G. W. Bush Jr. Put it... (wagging the finger just like G. W. Bush... -> :naughty: )

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Postby Going South » Tue Apr 07, 2015 12:56 pm

Don't choke on pretzel.
Nice work vishwamitra!

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Postby GpeL » Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:18 pm

Don't fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it.. Shoooo.

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Postby Going South » Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:20 pm

Touché

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Postby GpeL » Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:47 pm

Don't you Touché me.. I can do that too.. Touché.. there I did it..

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Re: Welcome to Lungi Land. A parallel Universe.

Postby afghankhan » Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:49 pm

SGGH wrote:Why is SL in a mood?


His body is like a teenage girl.. well you get the idea.
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Postby GpeL » Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:52 pm

ONLY the body.. not the chavattari.. so beware AK.

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Postby GpeL » Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:53 pm

I have to step out now to the book shop.. will catch you in an hour or so.

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Re: Welcome to Lungi Land. A parallel Universe.

Postby Going South » Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:53 pm

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Re: Welcome to Lungi Land. A parallel Universe.

Postby Boycs » Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:14 pm

Is he the new kavya? A new striped trousers thread every five minutes.

....... is it because he's all excited about the IPL? :D

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Postby GpeL » Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:55 pm

Going South wrote:Image


You use a good brand or not only someone else can tell.. I unfortunately would not be able to guide you at all there GS.

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Postby GpeL » Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:01 pm

By the way I did not understand the significance of what GS posted as a reply to my going to the book shop. Those certainly aren't books.. and definitely not SCHOOL books or school supplies.. anyone care to eggsplain?

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Postby Going South » Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:09 pm

They are pillows. You use them for pillow fight. AK knows how to use them.

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Re: Welcome to Lungi Land. A parallel Universe.

Postby GpeL » Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:11 pm

SGGH wrote:Is he the new kavya? A new striped trousers thread every five minutes.

....... is it because he's all excited about the IPL? :D


Think again.. in the past 24 hours 3 threads.. i.e one ever eight HOURS on an average.

Compare that to GS and his thoughts about napkins.. he has posted 3 threads all wacky (one a panda humping (lulu-- and no I did not see the video.. just read first few lines to know who this lulu is), another a guy covered with noodles and bent over- asking to guess and a third one a shady backyard again asking to guess) in the time frame between 8:10 PM to 8:18 PM (my time).. I.e 3 threads in 8 minutes..

Now with this data in view.. started pondering afresh.

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Postby Going South » Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:30 pm

I am just helping folks out of boredom of following english test cricket till the real games of IPL starts.

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Postby GpeL » Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:41 pm

Of course.I did not deny that.. but I am taking the heat.. what am I? Born with a heat protecting shield around my honorable beautiful rotund buttocks? No sir.. my butt is as loveable as yours.. errr. that came out wrong.

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Re: Welcome to Lungi Land. A parallel Universe.

Postby Boycs » Tue Apr 07, 2015 8:48 pm

I've just learned that if you don't use a fork at any point in your life, you'll never have an overbite like most humans do. Amazing!

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Postby GpeL » Wed Apr 08, 2015 1:12 am

Nothing amazing about it. No other implement would allow you do it.. Spoons can hold a limited quantity. Your own hands will hold small biteable pieces unless you are in the habit of shoving food in the mouth and also when you touch the food with your hand, few things that will make you swallow and choke are not possible.. people swallow and choke when they underestimate either the temperature or the hardness/texture of the food which will both become very clear by "touch". A fork just lifts pieces by getting "stuck" in them and both size and texture are non issue.. Also imagine not getting hurt.. lets say you were hit by something on the fork while it is in your mouth.. like say a ball hit for a six.. it will lodge so deep in your throat that it can kill you and might even require surgery to be removed and in such a case give you a lifetime of some kind of speaking/eating/breathing disability... Imagine telling someone.. "oh I wa hur by a fok an s hve llllsssp".

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Postby Going South » Wed Apr 08, 2015 11:04 am

Lungi hates Romans as they have invented fork usage.
You might not see forks today if not noodles and pasta. I don't buy the logic that it helps pickup meat. You make meat & put it in such container to make it easy for fork. You could have made same meat crushed to different shape before you eat to make it nice for spoon also. You create a problem and provide solution as fork most of times hence can be avoidable.

A Spork is a cross between spoon and fork and work as both. Wonder why this ALLROUNDER is not famous?

I guess fork usage is for show-off and style than genuine tool use just like chopsticks. I always wonder why the hell they eat rice with chopsticks instead of a comfortable spoon, just for show off???

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Postby Boycs » Wed Apr 08, 2015 4:25 pm

I just find it interesting that if we raised our children to eat with their hands apparently they would never develop an overbite

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Postby GpeL » Wed Apr 08, 2015 4:40 pm

I don't know but there are 5 aspects to food.

1. Smell
2. Touch
3. Look
4. Temperature
5. Taste

If anyone is missing you are missing part of the fun.. So spoon/fork take away that touch part.

Let me elaborate a bit.. Smell.. a food might taste excellent but if it smells awful.. you cannot get it to your mouth to taste it in the first place.. In fact it is scientifically proven that people who cannot smell for whatever reasons cannot actually taste the food as it is supposed to taste.. (that is why many people hold their noses before gulping odd smelling medicines). Touch gives a person that texture.. imagine it looks very nice but is sticky and slimy as hell.. you will hate the taste of it because of the "yukk" factor/feel. LOOK.. well very important.. if a food looks yukky like say shit/puke.. you will never bother smelling/tasting it having looked at it from afar.. if blindfolded and fed with a spoon you might find it tasty and the moment the blindfold is removed you will puke it out.. (one of the reasons many people do not like those oatmeal porridge etc.. because it does not look just quite normal but like food that ought to be eaten when sick (and I am being kind here)). Temperature.. No food will taste good in normal temprature.. either it has to be hot or cold.. A food that is meant to be eaten hot and just tastes excellent when hot, tastes just idiotic when cold same vice versa. There are exceptions to this rule.. like ice-cream, water, coffee, wine, whiskey but not many. Beer will taste like piss if warm for instance.

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Postby Going South » Wed Apr 08, 2015 4:50 pm

What about sound?

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Postby GpeL » Wed Apr 08, 2015 4:55 pm

That is the after effect of eating.

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Re: Welcome to Lungi Land. A parallel Universe.

Postby Boycs » Wed Apr 08, 2015 5:09 pm

Not for me, because I eat live people and they are talking to me beforehand....

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Postby Boycs » Wed Apr 08, 2015 5:10 pm

.... opps. Said too much.

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Postby GpeL » Wed Apr 08, 2015 5:13 pm

Hmm that kind of eating only one kind of "sense" works there.. "hardon" not the five I mentioned..

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Re: Welcome to Lungi Land. A parallel Universe.

Postby karma » Sat Nov 14, 2015 4:02 pm

boring