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Postby Daanav » Thu Apr 11, 2019 7:40 pm

There is now a new fast treatment for a depressed man, guaranteed to make him feel better.

All he has to do is to find 10 more depressed guys and then challenge RCB to a T20 game.

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Re: New treatment for Depression!

Postby Going South » Thu Apr 11, 2019 9:01 pm

Or place bets against RCB every match & cheer other team. That would sure make anyone feel better

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Mumbai Indians' great SYSTEM!

Postby Daanav » Fri Apr 12, 2019 9:39 am

A reported once asked Mrs Ambani if there was any secret that enabled the Mumbai Indians team to recover after slow starts and come back in games that they appeared to be losing.

She replied that MI management had a foolproof system.

The reporter asked what that system was.

Nita Ambani said that the system was:

Sell
Your
Souls
To
Evil
Management
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Re: Mumbai Indians Corner

Postby Lillian He » Sat Apr 13, 2019 2:47 am

Today Mumbai Indians will have the match on 4 PM.
Pray for this.
Mumbai to win. :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

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Re: Mumbai Indians Corner

Postby Daanav » Sat Apr 13, 2019 7:13 pm

Seriously, there is something really queer going on in the MI camp that is giving them the results they want. There have been occasions where there have been some sort of signals passed from the Ambani corner to the opposing team's dugout, usually followed by inexplicable dropoff of performance - whether batting or bowling - by the other team.

In the recent match against KXIP, Ankit Rajput was tugging at the chain around his neck in a certain way befor bowling a rubbish 'hit-me' ball. He once even winked at Pollard before bowling a no-ball. Then today some sort of signals were apparently passed (See GMAH's posts) from the Ambani corner and promptly RR, who were chasing so well until than, faltered and threw away 3 wickets away before Shreyas Gopal too them safely home. Maybe MI's temptations did not work on him.

The Ambani conglomerate are thoroughbred guttersnipes with morals that would make an alley cat shudder. I sincerely believe that they have got players in other teams in their payroll to do their bidding when things get a bit sticky.

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Postby Going South » Tue Apr 16, 2019 2:38 pm

Every ball of ankit rajput is a hit me ball. No extra effort needed. If bum or rabada bowls one I accept but not from some goody-two-shoes bowler. You give too much credit to this trundler.

You are worse than me or raja in trolling with conspiracy theories. LOL.

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Re: Mumbai Indians Corner

Postby Daanav » Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:16 am

Going South wrote:You are worse than me or raja in trolling with conspiracy theories. LOL.

Don’t be silly. Just having a bit of fun. Do you think that I really believe that Pandya, Bumrah, Pollard etc are drugged, hypnotized and brainwashed into obeying Ambani’s orders? :lmao:



Actually, I do........ :fucku: :fucku:

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Re: Mumbai Indians Corner

Postby Daanav » Fri Apr 26, 2019 8:23 pm

Guess who was a special guest in the MI dressing room a few days ago?

ALEX HALES !!!! :lmao:

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Re: Mumbai Indians Corner

Postby Daanav » Thu May 02, 2019 8:56 pm

A politically neutral man was on his way to vote in the Indian Elections when a BJP member stopped him and asked him NOT to vote for Rahul Gandhi at any cost.

Our friend said "Give me just ONE good reason why I should not vote for Rahul Gandhi!"

The BJP man said "Rahul Gandhi is corrupt"

The Politically neutral man (PNM) said "Not good enough reason"

BJP: "Rahul Gandhi is a two-faced liar"

PNM: "Not good enough reason"

BJP: "Rahul Gandhi is stupid"

PNM: "Not good enough reason"

BJP: "Rahul Gandhi is a Pakistani spy"

PNM: "Still not good enough reason"

BJP (in desperation): Rahul Gandhi is a Mumbai Indians' supporter"

PNM: "What! I'll never , ever vote for the bastard!"

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Re: Mumbai Indians Corner

Postby Daanav » Fri May 03, 2019 7:40 pm

Nita Ambani approached a well known author and asked him to ghost-write her autobiography for an astronomical sum. Realising that he could retire on the amount being offered, the author agreed. Their conversation went thus:

NA: You realise that I'd like the autobiography to be flattering and detailed reflecting all that I have done over the years.

Author: No problem. I am sure I can dig up enough dirt.....er, I mean information to fill at least 800 pages.

NA: Good. But someone told me that an appropriate title could make all the difference in how a biography was received. I want a title that exactly reflects who I am.

Author: Hmm, let's see......I've got it! I think we should call it THE LIFE AND TIMES OF A SHE-DEVIL !!

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Re: Mumbai Indians Corner

Postby Daanav » Sat May 04, 2019 7:55 am

SON: Dad, what's the main difference between CSK winning and MI winning?

FATHER: Well, each time CSK win a game, they also win new hearts. When MI win a game, they win new farts. :fucku:

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Re: Mumbai Indians Corner

Postby raja » Sun May 05, 2019 6:06 am

Daanav wrote:A politically neutral man was on his way to vote in the Indian Elections when a BJP member stopped him and asked him NOT to vote for Rahul Gandhi at any cost.

Our friend said "Give me just ONE good reason why I should not vote for Rahul Gandhi!"

The BJP man said "Rahul Gandhi is corrupt"

The Politically neutral man (PNM) said "Not good enough reason"

BJP: "Rahul Gandhi is a two-faced liar"

PNM: "Not good enough reason"

BJP: "Rahul Gandhi is stupid"

PNM: "Not good enough reason"

BJP: "Rahul Gandhi is a Pakistani spy"

PNM: "Still not good enough reason"

BJP (in desperation): Rahul Gandhi is a Mumbai Indians' supporter"

PNM: "What! I'll never , ever vote for the bastard!"


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Re: Mumbai Indians Corner

Postby Going South » Sun May 05, 2019 12:35 pm

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Do we get to see a repeat of last year??

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Re: Mumbai Indians Corner

Postby Daanav » Sat May 11, 2019 10:12 am

Mumbai Indians on Netflix. A Caption showing a couple of their overseas players

https://images.app.goo.gl/dnCWtP9Q3cJd57fQA

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Re: Mumbai Indians Corner

Postby Going South » Sat May 11, 2019 11:51 am

They do have a Netflix series. I was so surprised the Netflix AI algorithm recommended it for me. ;) Would it for you ??

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Re: Mumbai Indians Corner

Postby Daanav » Sat May 11, 2019 12:03 pm

Going South wrote:They do have a Netflix series. I was so surprised the Netflix AI algorithm recommended it for me. ;) Would it for you ??


No it did not but I saw it in the new programs list. What next? A mention in the UN?

Incidentally, a friend living in Vijayawada said that a group of workers in his factory are diehard IPL fans. They supported SRH of course, but since their team is out of it, they are all supporting CSK to a person. Their name for the opponents is "Mumbai Mundakodukalu" or something like that. Not sure what that means but sure does not sound complimentary.

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Re: Mumbai Indians Corner

Postby Going South » Sat May 11, 2019 12:24 pm

It’s MMF.

true translation : Mumbai sons of bitches.

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Re: Mumbai Indians Corner

Postby Going South » Sat May 11, 2019 12:28 pm

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Cricket fever MUMBAI INDIANS is the name of mini series.

HAHAHAHAHA

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Re: Mumbai Indians Corner

Postby Daanav » Sat May 11, 2019 2:43 pm

What do they mean "repeat" as Champions? CSK and not MI are the defending champs!

Young Manager Akashit (Aka-shit - getcha?) Ambani would have crossed all the 'T's, dotted all the 'i's and above all, taken care of the 'B's. The only pressure the MI players would have is worry about someone finding out about their underhand dealings.